Dori: Hwermie? Do yoo know where babies come from?
Herm: *startled* Why don’t you ask Mom?
Dori: So, yoo don’t know? That’s dissy pointing. I thought yoo knew ev’furrything.
Herm: Well, of course I know.
Dori: *blink blink* I’m waiting.
Dori: If yoo don’t know, tell me. Don’t bamboozy me with some fairy tale just to appear smarter.
Herm: I wouldn’t do that.
Dori: *checks watch* Forty seconds into the conversation and still no answers. Read More