September 15, 2017

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You’ve Got Mail
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Sherlock Herms in Farewell to Summer

You’ve Got Mail

Actually… yoo don’t got mail. I gotz mail. From a repawsentative of Chewy.com named Chester P. Sprinkles who lives with Chelsea W. who works there.

Hi Evfurrybuddy! It’s me, Dori. *wavy paws*

Chester saw my post Where Babies Come From and wrote me a fan letter. He even drawed a cute lil stork and made a Chewy box wif two kitties inside it.

I am so honored that Chester and his hoomom took the time to write to me. See, this is what my family loves about Chewy.com. They not only have a wonderpurr list of pet products, and of course the world’s greatest boxes…but they honestly care enough about their customers to interact with them.

How many times have you seen an Anipal posting a photo of flowers sent by Chewy after their fur baby has gone OTRB? Or sent a care package when a fur kid is feeling sick? Chewy.com cares. They like us. They weally weally like us!

We weren’t asked to promote Chewy in Where Babies Come From. We just wanted to pass the word that babies come in Chewy boxes. Cuz…they do. As yoo can see in Chester’s letter, that’s why kitties can never resist playing in Chewy boxes…cuz it was their furrrest memory! Explains everything!

 

Sherlock Herms in Farewell to Summer

Sherlock HermsHi Pals! Well, summer hiatus is over. Thank Cod! It was a long n hoomid summertime and frankly, I’m happy to wave buh bye!

My next Sherlock Herms Purranormal Mystery adventure will debute Friday, September 22nd. In past cases I’ve been plagued by self doubt and insecurities that I can ever measure up to being a master detective like Sherlock Holmes or a hardboiled detective with grit in his blood like Sam Spade. But no more! I’m taking control of my destiny–kicking tail and taking names!

For those of you who spent way too much time at the beach and had your memories singed by the sunshine, I’ve posted the final chapter from my last adventure below. It’s a cliffhanger…without the cliff. Although it’s got a scary grave in it somewhere.

Anyway! I’m looking forward to seeing all of you next Friday. Until then…

Have a Wonderpurr Week!

Previously on Sherlock Herms in Feral Informants.

Sherlock Herms in… Where There’s Smoke There’s Fire

Mom sighed as she disconnected her phone. “This ghost hunting career of yours has turned dangerous,” she said to me. “And I’m mad at myself that I’ve been too distracted setting up this bed and breakfast to notice what’s been happening right under my roof.”

“I’m getting out of the purranormal biz. At least I hope to,” I reassured as I led her downstairs and out the front door where Dori sat on the porch steps. “What did you find?”

Dori swiped a paw across her weepy eyes. “Nacho led me to Violet’s grave. He said Dottie is buried there, too.”

Mom abruptly went back inside. I wondered if she was nervous about what I’d asked her to do and needed to pee, or was backing out of our plan to trap Dottie’s killer in a confession. But then she returned with scissors and a large shopping tote that smelled like bread. As she snipped several yellow Julia Child roses from the nearby bushes she said, “Crawl inside the tote, under the bread loaves. Patty Kiss claims to be allergic to cats. She won’t allow me inside her home if she sees you.”

I pushed aside the crusty loaves to settle at the bottom of the tote. Dori climbed in beside me. As Mom carried us to the house next door, I whispered the plan to Dori. She seemed uncharacteristically subdued. “Hoomons can be so dissy-pointing.” I couldn’t agree more.

I heard Mom whisper, “It’s show time!” and ring the doorbell. A moment passed before the door opened and I heard Patty Kiss say to Mom, “What a surprise.”

“I was on my way home from the store,” Mom told her, “but when I saw how pretty my roses were, I cut a few for your home.”

“Thank you,” Patty said. “My grandmother planted those bushes years ago. But she never shared them with me.”

“Cuz yoo is a bad lady,” Dori whispered inside the tote, and I told her to Shhh. Read More

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