Fifty Shades of Grey-Tabby
Sherlock Herms: The Conclusion of The Making of a Master Detective
Tuesdays with Dori: 8 Epic Valentine Gift Failures
#SundaySelfie Celebrates Chauncie Marie
Happy Umbrella Day

Fifty Shades of Grey-Tabby

Next Tuesday is National Love Your Pet Day.

I don’t think this is what they mean…. Do yoo?

Be sure to return next week for Tuesdays with Dori.

Also — Ta Daaaa!

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Sherlock Herms: The Conclusion of The Making of a Master Detective

With the holidays behind us, Sherlock Herms Purranormal Mysteries resumes on Wednesday with his new adventure: Back to the Future! To refresh your meowmories…or if you’re new to our weekly blog serial, we are reposting the Conclusion of Sherlock Herms: The Making of a Master Detective. See you next Wednesday!

Previously on Sherlock Herms: The Making of a Master Detective…

Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4Part 5Part 6Part 7. Part 8. Part 9.

“What’s the Chewy.com box for?” I asked Dori.

“Wemember when I asked if yoo knew where babies come from? Yoo said storks. But I knew better. Yes, storks are involved, but they deliver babies that come from Chewy.com.”

“But what does a Chewy box have to do with getting me home?”

Dori assembled the cardboard into it’s box shape. “Simple, Hwermie. Yoo get into the box, and I bwing yoo home.”

“But Mosey moves away when I approach him.”

Dori gestured to the box. “Get in.”

I tried to hop inside, but the damp, soggy English weather had seeped into my old bones and I struggled. Finally Dori tipped the box on its side, I walked in, and she flipped the lid closed. I heard her ask Mrs. Gray for help. I felt the box leave the floor, but then I was jiggled around as Mrs. Gray chased after Mosey.

She finally placed the box on the floor and I rolled out. “It’s not going to work, Dori.”

Instead of tears I saw determination on my little sisfur’s pretty face. “It’s going to work, Hwermie. I’m gonna get yoo home. Or I’m staying here with yoo. Yoor my brofur and bestest furend. I’m never gonna leave yoo.”

And now…

The Conclusion.

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Tuesdays with Dori: 8 Epic Valentine Gift Failures

Hi Furends! This is Dori *wavy paws* welcoming yoo back to another episode of Tuesdays with Dori.

Did yoo know that 54.7% of U.S. adults plan on celebrating Valentine’s Day this year by buying gifts for their significant others, friends or pets? Their total planned spending is estimated to reach $19.6 billion, up from $18.2 billion in 2017.

With hoomons spending so much on gifts, I thought I’d pwesent my picks for 8 Epic Valentine Gift Failures by Hoomons.

Let’s begin with Epic Failure #8: Dinner at White Castle


Even I know this is a bad choice. Have yoo any idea of what them noms do to yoor digestive system? How can yoo expect to get womantical after eating a dozen of them nasty little boogers?

Epic Failure #7: Bake It Yoorself Cake

Hoomons! Valentine’s Day is no time to pwactice yoor baking skillz. Plan ahead. Better yet. Hire a pwofessional. Read More

#SundaySelfie Celebrates Chauncie Marie

This week’s Sunday Selfie honors Chauncie Marie who celebrates her 11th Gotcha Day with our family.

Chauncie Marie was called Chauncey by our neighbors until she gave birth. Then they realized she was a girl. Quickly realizing she wasn’t cut out for motherhood, Chauncey decided to move across the street to our house. There she discovered she was French and her name was changed to Chauncie Marie. That was in 2007. When a vacancy came up, Chauncie Marie moved indoors and has been happily a member of the Wonderpurr Gang ever since.

Chauncie Marie is shy, but affectionate. She loves being brushed by our Groom Genie. She enjoys her bed atop the kitchen cupboards. She’s also a shoe aficionado — has never met a shoe she doesn’t enjoy smelling!

We love you Chauncie Marie! Happy Gotcha Day!

Happy Umbrella Day

Herman: Happy Umbrella Day, Dori!

Dori: I’m not feeling so happy. Purrsonally, umbwellas scare me. One minute they’re narrow and behaving themselves… The next, they fling open their moufs and puff up like a Persian having a hissy fit.

Herman: Our meowmy always says in order to get over our fears, we first must understand what we fear.

Dori: I’m okay not getting over my fear.

Herman: I’m not asking you to get warm and fuzzy with an umbrella. But if you learn things about them, maybe they won’t seem so scary.

Dori: Yoo said that about Daddy snoring. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

Herman: Look! I’ve booted up Mom’s laptop and asked Doktor Google about umbrellas. Read the first line. Read More

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