Herman: Happy Umbrella Day, Dori!
Dori: I’m not feeling so happy. Purrsonally, umbwellas scare me. One minute they’re narrow and behaving themselves… The next, they fling open their moufs and puff up like a Persian having a hissy fit.
Herman: Our meowmy always says in order to get over our fears, we first must understand what we fear.
Dori: I’m okay not getting over my fear.
Herman: I’m not asking you to get warm and fuzzy with an umbrella. But if you learn things about them, maybe they won’t seem so scary.
Dori: Yoo said that about Daddy snoring. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Herman: Look! I’ve booted up Mom’s laptop and asked Doktor Google about umbrellas. Read the first line. Read More