Herman: Today Belle @Frankencat1 and I celebrate our third annipurrsary. Seems like only three years ago when @DanaPixie coordinated our Epic Wedding with a Cast of Thousands!
It was the biggest wedding the Anipal Wedding Planners ever had. In fact, I think our record still stands. Hey–we couldn’t leave out any of our bestest anipal furends! Right, honey?
Belle: Right. Even if it meant Miz Dana had to keep her computer running for three weeks straight to get our wedding photos made. Did you ever send her a check to cover her high electric bill?
Herman: I thought you sent it? So! What do you think of the annipurrsary song I wrote for you?
Belle: Sounds familiar. Like a Beatle song.
Herman: I hear that all the time. *pulls out a newspaper* Our wedding made the International Headlines in our town.
Belle: Yes. All the way to Canada! *pulls out their wedding album* You want to trip down Memory Lane with me and look at our photos?
Dori: Hi Hwermie. Hi Belle! Whatcha doin’?
Herman: Today is our wedding annipurrsary. We are looking through our wedding album, reminiscing.
Dori: When when this?
Belle: Three years ago.
Dori: Why wasn’t I invited?
Herman: Because you weren’t born yet.
Dori: Hunh! If I was borned, would I have been invited?
Herman: Yes, of course.
Dori: Would I be in the wedding pawty?
Dori: Would I be the bride?
Hermie: No, Belle is the bride.
Dori: How bout the groom?
Belle: No. Herman is the groom.
Dori: Hunh! Can I be da flower grrrl?
Herman: Okay. You can be a flower grrrl.
Dori: Can I pick out my flowers?
Herman: Belle picked them out.
Dori: But what if I don’t like them?
Belle: Yes, you could have picked out your flowers. *rolls eyes*
Dori: How bout my dwess?
Herman: Belle picked out—
Belle: Yes! She could have picked out her dress.
Dori: Could I invite my grrrl furends @Pixie_Tooth and @Fancy_girl05?
Dori: How ’bout my new furend @ErinTheCat1?
Dori: How ’bout @HRMeowness Wills — my Pwince Honeysmoochies?
Herman: Yes, Dori. You could have invited them all.
Dori: Oh boy! This is gonna be so much fun!
Herman: *exchanges looks with Belle* Dori, we got meowied three years ago. The wedding is over.
Dori: What? I missed it? How come I wasn’t invited? Yoo said I could be a flower grrrl! Yoo promised! I’m telling Mom! *runs off crying*
Belle: So happy she’s your sisfur and not mine.
Herman: I’ll take three of yours if you take Dori. Consider it a wedding annipurrsary pawsent.
Belle: Honey, you could offer to take all of my fursibs and I still wouldn’t take Dori. She’s a handful.
Herman: And then some. Let’s scamper down Memory Lane and look at our wedding album.
Furends, you’re welcome to join us. Just click on the mewspaper below and visit our Wedding of the Year, all made by the wonderpurr @DanaPixie.