Hi everyone! It’s me, Dori. *wavy paws* Today is Sunday, and my daddy likes to read his mewspaper while lying on my floor. So of course I want to be a part of his reading experience.
But then…my pleasure was diswrupted by my newest little sisfur, Elly. Everyone here thinks Elly is wonderpurr…except me and Gidget. We think she’s a thweat to our positions in the family.
“Hiss off, Elly,” I tell her. “I was here first!”
Elly: La La La! I’m cuuuuute! I’m sweeeet! I’m ev-furry-buddy’s favorite.
This is so upsetting. I should be enjoying my mewsprint tent, but Elly isn’t getting the hint to leave.
Elly: La La La! I’m so cuuuute! I’m so purrrfect! Ev-furry-buddy looooves me!
Sigh! Daddy isn’t going to shoo Elly away. In fact, it looks like he’s going to teach her how to read.
Guess I’ll go take a nap… I hope yoo are having a better Sunday than I am.