Hi everyone, it’s me Dori. *wavy paws* I hope you’ve all had a wonderpurr week. But enough about yoo. I have exciting news. I think I’ve found a new career! I’ve received lots of praise for my talents as a pawtographer and…
Herman: Praise? You’ve been behaving like a fweakin’ pawpawrazzi!
You have the entire Wonderpurr Gang terrified to use the litter box, not to mention Mom and Dad now lock the bathroom door.
Dori: Don’t worry, Hwemie. I will still star in our Purranormal Mysteries wif yoo.
Herman: I’m the Star of–
Dori: Everyone, here are my latest wurks of art:
Herman: Okay! That’s it! I’ve had it. I’m hissed off! Dori, it isn’t a ‘wurk of art’ nor a career to take insulting photos of your family or even strangers. It’s hurtful! But since you’re young and haven’t been exposed to the world like I have, I won’t blame you. Instead, let me show you the photographs I’ve taken as an example.
Herman: Now do you understand how to take nice pictures?
Dori: Yes, Hwermie. But they’re all very boring. Except the last one of me, of course.
Herman: They’re not boring. They’re nice.
Dori: Nice is boring, Hwermie. My public wants exciting. Like this:
Herman: WHAT! Okay! Now I’m really hissed off!
Come back next Friday, January 27th, when Dori’s career as a budding pawpawrazzi ends, and Season Two of Sherlock Herms Purranormal Mysteries begins. Until then…