Previously on Sherlock Herms…Heaven Can Wait – Part 1.
“Nooo!” Dori howled. Tears wetted her whiskers.
“What?” I ran to her. “What’s wrong?”
She pointed to the couch. “My tweats are gone. The couch monster eated them—again!”
We stared at the darkness under my couch. Then…
Dori flung herself at the couch. “Yoo gimme back my tweats! I need to review them for Chewy.com.”
I went to pull Dori off the couch. No telling what kind of mood the couch monster was in. He’d been pretty passive, but…
From the corner of my eye I saw something move, and turned just as Evil Paranormal Stuff fell to the floor from the third shelf on my bookcase. Frozen with fear, I forgot Dori and her couch nemesis as I watched the bookcase shake like it was under attack.
Oh My Cod! The demon Loud Lady was trying to escape!
I felt Dori’s claws in my neck as she wrapped herself around me. Together we widdled our floofy britches. That was a mistake. Before our eyes the demon grew scarier and stronger from our reaction. I had to take control.
“Where is Charley?” I yowled. “Give him back!”
Demon Loud Lady howled from behind the bookcase, causing Dori to climb onto my back and sob.
“You give Charley back,” I snarled. “He wants to go to Heaven!”
“Heaven can wait!” Loud Lady screamed. “I have your precious Charley in Hell!”
And then she stuck her arm right out of the bookcase!
And now…Part 2