Hi pals! It’s me, Dori. *wavy paws* Today we celebrate Weed a Book Day.
Herman: *ahem* It’s… Read a Book Day.
Dori: That’s what I said. Weed a Book Day. *rolls eyes* Pals, I’m hoping to inspire yoo to put down yoor phones and teevee remotes, and instead pick up a book. Papurr-back, hawd cover…even an e-book. It’s not mandatory for yoo to weed the whole fweakin story…just a chapter or two. Stimulating yoor bwain can go a long way toward making yoo smart. Inpurresting! And not a dwag on society cuz yoo only know stuff about them Kawdashy-ann bwroads wif da big booties.
Herman: Dori! That’s rude!
Dori: I’m not rood. I’m being troof-ful. They have big butts…and I cannot lie!
Herman: *paws over eyes* What is seen cannot be unseen.
Dori: I’m thinking our sisfur Candy is a Kawdashy-ann. She has a big bootie.
Herman: Big booties have nothing to do with Read A Book Day. Can we get back on topic?
Dori: Ohhh-kay. *blink blink* I got nuffin. What do you want me to say? Read More