Dear Diary,
My Zoo Boo Date with Baunilha kinda freaked her out. I thought it was a blast, what with the winged monkey and the tigerkeet, but hey. I'm a guy. Us guys have different ideas about what's fun to do on a date. Clearly, since she's refused to go out with me since Octopurr.
I hate to say it, but I had to beg. Even writing the word makes my sphincter clench. It goes against my reputation as an awesome AssRabbit, But Dori said begging is a part of dating, and Mom agreed.
So, I think I'm getting the hang of this dating thing. Okay so she had her meowmy pick her up from our date - again - and she hasn't responded to any of my text messages... But still, she has to admit I'm not at all boring.
I hope you enjoyed my hot air balloon Date with Baunilha. If you want to share it with your furends, that's great!
Also, before you leave, be sure to subscribe to future Wonderpurr posts like this one by adding your email to my follow.it list over on the right side bar. This is important because if you don't, then you'll miss out on my future Dates with Baunilha... if she agrees to go out with me again. *big sigh* So go subscribe right now before you forget.
Until next time...
I warned yoo, Wabbit. I clearly said balloons are like tigerkeets. Scary stuff. And Baunilha no like da scary stuff.
ReplyDeleteYou clearly said Baunilha doesn't like hairy stuff. Wait. You talk with a lisp. I can never understand you.
DeleteThat was some ride indeed. I'm with you about getting off that ride.
ReplyDeleteHave a purrfect day and weekend. ♥
Pffft!
DeleteSomething makes me think you are more of a thrill seeker than Baunilha! Maybe try something a little more genteel next time....if there is a next time!
ReplyDeleteOh yah. The more thrilling the more the seek. Pffft! I don't comprehend genteel.
DeleteThat was really a fun time, you are gettin the hang of it fur sure!
ReplyDeleteI'm open to ideas for dates. The kind that doesn't scare the hekk outta my girlfurend.
DeleteDude! DUDE! Really, we are MOL MOL MOL, no basket, we've heard it all now! MOL
ReplyDeleteOh dear. We think you had better just ask her what she would like. Otherwise, it looks like this affair is going nowhere.
ReplyDeleteMeow definitely not a boring date...scary but not boring. MOL ���� ~ Penny Lane
ReplyDeleteI can see that. That beggin' thing, I mean. Even though... Beggin'? Isn't beggin' for dogs?
ReplyDeleteDogs and daters. Hey, they both start with 'd'. MOUSES!
Maybe listen to Dori next time, Rabbit? Baunilha sure is patient.
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