Breaking News! Gang Files Grievance Against Beloved Host

 Hi evfurrybuddy, this is Dori! *wavy paws* 

Welcome to a brand-new program format for It’s a Wonderpurr Life. 

Since my big brofur Hwermie retired to FloryDa, the spotlight has been mostly filled by me. Not that I’m complaining, but his shoes a pwetty hard to fill… mostly cuz I’ve never once seen him wear shoes. But that’s beside the point.

While my career as Host for Tuesdays with Dori has been tremendously rewarding, the other members of the Wonderpurr Gang have filed a grievance demanding their fair share of time in the spotlight.

I immediately contacted my littergator, PretzelKitteh, who renegotiated my contract. Happily, I now have my own dwessing woom, with an endless supply of Friskies Party Mix in Cheezy Craze Crunch flavor, and an assortment of Inaba Churu’s. Plus, a huge bowl of pink and purple M&M's (I refuse to call them Ma-and-Ya's.) I don’t nom those because chocolate is toxic to cats, but the colors are pwetty and I enjoy smacking them under furniture.

So, this Thursday please join us when we launch our new weekly show, Kick the Litter. Similar to talk shows like The View, Kick the Litter will feature three of my fursibs each week who will join me to discuss Hot Topics pertinent to felines of all breeds. We may even have a surprise guest join us.

Don’t worry, Tuesdays with Dori is still on the program. My new format features a different segment each week:

Bweaking Nooz – where I interrupt yoor regularly scheduled program with information that I feel is important for you to know. 

Letters from Dori will reveal my private correspondences highlighting my concerns and innermost thoughts on whatever is bothering me. 

Wake-Up Call is my purrrsonal message to yoo about Life being too short to let every day stress upset yoo. 

And finally, The Intermew. As the new Baba Wawa of the cat world, each month I will introduce yoo to an interesting social media purrrsonality, and hopefully my intimate questions about their private lives will make them cry.

I hope yoo will enjoy our new format enough to return each Tuesday and Thursday to see what we have in store to entertain you. 

Until next time.