While not everyone is a born AssRabbit like me, I feel, given time, they all can achieve my high standards.
With that said, I asked four unidentified judges to review the Nomination Bios, and, using my Soopurr Doopurr AssRabbit Stress-O-Meter, divide them into three categories:
After the Nominees were divided into the categories, they were asked to pick their choice for the winner of the Golden AssRabbit trophy. The winner was based on which Fur caused the blood pressure to raise for three out of four judges.
The reason why we had the Judges pick the winner of the Golden AssRabbit is to avoid popularity conflicts. Listen, we had to go the Ends of the Earth to find at least two judges who have no idea who you guys are. Yeah, I know. Nearly impossible! We were one step from knocking on the door to the Sunset Codger Care Rest Home to ask for Judge volunteers when finally two clueless hoomons crossed our path.
Since 50% of the Judges did not know the history of the nominees, they could only vote based on the entry alone.
Based on your votes, the winner of each Category will win a Trophy.
Now, I invite you to cast your votes.
You can submit your votes two ways:
1. Leave a comment in this post. We will not publish any of the votes, so have no worries your vote remains confidential.
OR
2. Vote by Direct Message in Instagram @Hermes_LuxuryCat.
Remember - you are voting for one who qualifies best for each category below: