This is Dori with BWEAKING NOOZ!
It's here! Pumpkin Spice Everything is here, ready to tempt yoo into overindulging before Fall officially arrives.
If yoo peak too early, don't say I didn't warn yoo, because there is nothing more I can do for yoo.
Sweet & Sassy Magazine Covers - Part 2
Welcome back to part 2 of the Sweet & Sassy magazine cover reveal. We put a lot of effort into these covers to coordinate with the bio sent to us for the Golden AssRabbit Awards. I hope evfurryone enjoys them:
Sweet & Sassy Magazine Covers - Part 1
Hi evfurryone, it's me, Rabbit. Last Friday I announced the winners of my 1st Annual Golden AssRabbit Awards. As promised, throughout this week I'm posting the prizes my mom made for everyone who entered.
Today I'm posting four of the entries from the Sweet & Sassy category. After I post, I will email the magazine covers to the winners.
So without further delay, here are the first four covers from the Sweet & Sassy category:
2021 GOLDEN ASSRABBIT AWARD CEREMONY
Welcome to the 1st Golden AssRabbit Awards ceremony. I'm your host, Rabbit aka Hermes_LuxuryCat on Instagram. I'm also the Original #AssRabbit <- note my hashtag. I never go anywhere without it.
When I put out the call for nominations, I never expected this much competition. We had a total of twenty-three Bad Furs send in their stories. So many great stories that me and my momanager realized quickly that there was no way in hekk that we could choose just one Golden AssRabbit.
Okay, simmer down. I know you're anxious to know who the winners are, but I gotta tell my story. No fair scrolling down. Just WAIT FOR IT! Sheesh.
Proud of my Black Cat DNA
Hi evfurryone. It's me, Dori! *wavy paws* Sorry I didn't post this on Tuesday, but my brofur Wabbit was wurking his Golden AssWabbit Awards, and if I posted then the pals who visited our blog to vote would get confoozed.
Anyway! Did yoo know I have Black Cat DNA? It's true!
My momma was black and beeUteeful. Her name is Annie. On a cold Decempurr night, she arrived on her own to my future forever home's backyard, looking for food and shelter for her family, comprised of her husband, and four 2-month-old kittens. She found raccoon noms, but when my future Meowmy saw her, she put out special kitteh noms.
Alas, my future pawrents were leaving the next morning to spend Christmas in Michigan. Momma told our sitter, Michelle, to leave extra noms out for Annie. So when Momma returned, not only did she see Annie, but she also met the rest of us!
My daddy, Nikolas:
GOLDEN ASSRABBIT VOTING BEGINS
While not everyone is a born AssRabbit like me, I feel, given time, they all can achieve my high standards.
With that said, I asked four unidentified judges to review the Nomination Bios, and, using my Soopurr Doopurr AssRabbit Stress-O-Meter, divide them into three categories:
After the Nominees were divided into the categories, they were asked to pick their choice for the winner of the Golden AssRabbit trophy. The winner was based on which Fur caused the blood pressure to raise for three out of four judges.
The reason why we had the Judges pick the winner of the Golden AssRabbit is to avoid popularity conflicts. Listen, we had to go the Ends of the Earth to find at least two judges who have no idea who you guys are. Yeah, I know. Nearly impossible! We were one step from knocking on the door to the Sunset Codger Care Rest Home to ask for Judge volunteers when finally two clueless hoomons crossed our path.
Since 50% of the Judges did not know the history of the nominees, they could only vote based on the entry alone.
Based on your votes, the winner of each Category will win a Trophy.
Now, I invite you to cast your votes.
Under each Category, vote for your First Choice. One per category.
i.e. You are casting 3 votes total.
You can submit your votes two ways:
1. Leave a comment in this post. We will not publish any of the votes, so have no worries your vote remains confidential.
OR
2. Vote by Direct Message in Instagram @Hermes_LuxuryCat.
Remember - you are voting for one who qualifies best for each category below:
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